So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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