She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm just crazy horny about you
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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