So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sponge bath it is.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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