i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I AM VODKA MAN
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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