is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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