There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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