There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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