there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I have tasted many bathrooms
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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