he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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