and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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