I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
its liver damage thursday
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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