Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
