im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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