this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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