hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
accomplished twins. life is a go
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
The best revenge is premature balding
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Randomize
