Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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