the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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