Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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