Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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