Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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