i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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