did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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