is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
