is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I can text with my tongue
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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