I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
she was so not down for the gang bang
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
