i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I'm really busy with my period
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