You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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