I hope my margaritas pass through security.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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