PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
