It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
this just has baby written all over it
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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