Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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