My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
