I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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