You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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