Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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