OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Are my feet made of real feet?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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