It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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