a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
