Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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