It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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