Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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