that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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