I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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