im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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