Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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