Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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