She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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