pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
