I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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