He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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